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Rich with Nothing

Jenny Klauke explores the ins and outs of impressive showmanship.

 

This is an imagined interview with talented singer songwriter Josh Ritter, on success, life on the road, and new album Hello Starling:

 

JK: So, Josh, I imagine life has been crazy lately, what with the release of your third album. Has it been tough to deal with your new-found quasi-fame?

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: Yes, but your inability to fill a modest room such as the Park West must be a thorn in your musical side. What does the Park West hold, 900? And for the promoters to have to offer free tickets…well, that must be a little disheartening. I mean, you’re supposed to be “The best young songwriter we’ve got…” according to Details Magazine. And that’s the best you could do?

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: Do you think it had anything to do with your album? I’ve listened a few times. I’ll admit, I was hooked at first. I was ready to go out and buy the album after hearing “Snow is Gone”. I’m a sucker for folk ballads and soft, puppy dog music. So cute! And you’re dreamy, really.

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: But swoon-worthy looks will only get you so far. The album, I hate to say, is destined to be a staple of used disc racks everywhere. I’m afraid for you, Josh. Everything you have to offer is available somewhere else. Musicianship? Nick Drake could wipe the floor with you, and he’s dead. Twangy little hooks and folk ballads? Townes Van Zandt beat you too it, and he’s also…dead. Dark, brooding lyrics? Elliott Smith’s got you there, and guess what? Dead too. Wow. Josh, it’s not looking good for you.

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: I think the real problem here is that while superficially pretty, and good background music, there’s nothing to Hello Starling. It makes me feel like I’m in a coffee shop on open mic night. I don’t hear your soul, Mr. Ritter. And with the kind of music you’re trying to write and sing, I get the feeling you’re trying to convince us it’s there. You want us to believe you’re sensitive, warm and fuzzy, but I don’t buy it. It’s like you want to be Bob Dylan, and you resent Adam Duritz for already writing that line.

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: Details Magazine also said you “may be the Norah Jones of 2004.” Does that scare you?

 

JR: I am a talented singer songwriter.

 

JK: I guess that about sums it up. Thanks for your time, Josh. Good luck filling Park West.

 

“Interview” by Jenny Klauke; we all have a little “Josh Ritter” inside us, don’t we?


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